phone excuse
 

Phone Excuse machine
This is a brilliant little contraption — six buttons producing extremely realistic sounding "reasons" to cut that phone call short. Aunt Dolly going on a little too long? Push the insistent doorbell button and say "Great talking to you, got to go!"  Static is perfect for telemarketers... "What did you say?  I can't hear you!"

  1. crying baby
  2. insistent doorbell ring
  3. siren
  4. loud static noise
  5. screeching brakes followed by loud crash
  6. knock knock knock knock knock "chinese food, delivery!"


$11.00
To order phone 617.864.8188 or email (info@joiedevivre.net)
Joie de Vivre, Cambridge, Massachusetts.